Friday, July 17, 2009

West Yelowstone Police Report:

So here are some of the highlights from this week's Police Report from the West Yellowstone newspaper. Apparently, there's not much serious crime that happens out here...

"7/8/09: Fire alarm at local motel. - No fire, guest had burned waffle breakfast"

"7/8/09: Truck vs. tree crash on Madison Arm Rd. Tree okay, truck will not start. - Gallatin County Sheriff office notified"

"7/10/09: Report of suspicious vehicle at Chamber of Commerce. Officer reported everything okay with vehicle, door just left open"

"7/10/09: Report of two motorcycles on HWY 20 heading to West Yellowstone. Reporting Party believes "they are going to kill someone". - Gallatin County Sheriff's office was notified. Suspects were gone on arrival of officer"

"7/12/09: Request for officer to come over right away an individual was "freaking out" and being violent. - Officer removed suspect and a no trespass order was issued"

AND MY FAVORITE...

"7/9/09: Man with truck that had North Dakota plates was giving himself sponge bath at Old Airport. Reporting party was concerned about "who knows what kind of mess" would be left and individual was showing way too much "crack". - When officer arrived at scene there was no alleged crack, gone on arrival"

4 comments:

  1. hahahahahahaha - those are AWESOME. :)

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  2. omg. HILARIOUS. loved it.

    say hi to your fam... if they aren't already gone. :)

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  3. Awesome. I just don't know what to say. Oh, I have been to the zoo twice this past week and thought of you each time I saw a bear... and there are quite a few bears at the zoo! I even told my nephews how to act if they run into one in the wild. However, they are only 4 & 5 and so didn't understand the importance of the information I was giving them. It could save their lives! Maybe I'll remind them when they are older or just throw them into a bear cage to see if they retained the knowledge. Hey, this bear defense is good stuff to know! ;)

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  4. Question: On the picture 'At the Canyon' ... who's that guy on the left? Creeper in the photo or long lost (way older) brother? lol.

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